The situation with the termite’s exploding penis was just the start. They are currently at war with Dildos. If The Boys has taught us anything, it is that when superhumans are involved, death can occur in unexpected ways.
An anally placed bomb, an exploding penis, or, most recently, the vicious impact of a dildo can all cause death. In “Glorious Five Year Plan,” the fourth episode of The Boys’ third season, an amazing yet disgusting use of đâŻđ toys is hinted at.
In the episode, Billy Butcher (Karl Urban) and The Boys are more focused than ever on taking Homelander (Antony Starr) out, especially after faux Superman revealed his tyrannical God complex to a public that surprisingly loved it. To Butcher, the groupâs best shot at đđžđđing the ostensibly invincible superhero is a secret weapon rumored to have been powerful enough to đđžđđ one of the strongest superheroes in The Boys universe, Soldier Boy (Jensen Ackles). The only problem is the Russians, who supposedly used the weapon to đđžđđ Soldier Boy, took it and the All-American Supeâs body with them back to their motherland. Just as The Boys run into Kremlin dead-ends, Frenchie (Tomer Kapon) has a somewhat serendipitous reunion with his former Russian lover/crime boss Little Nina (Katia Winter), which Butcher views as their way behind the Iron Curtain to retrieve the Homelander đđžđđer weapon.
Ninaâs willing to use her connections to lead them to the weapon, but first, the team has to do her a favor, and thereâs only one thing a homicidal gangster needs help with: an assassination. To get close to the target, superhuman đđžđđer with a somewhat tender heart Kimiko Miyashiro (Karen Fukuhara) has to act like one of the targetâs party girls coming to join his wild đâŻđ orgy. But this is The Boys weâre talking about, a universe where superheroes are so interwoven in every facet of society theyâre promoting peace-generating soft drinks like Kendall Jenner and competing on reality TV shows for a chance to join the fake Avengers. Kimiko quickly learns superheroes are some peopleâs kink when the target unveils an armoire of superhero-inspired dildos that he plans to use on his gaggle of girls.
Unfortunately for the target, just as heâs about to insert a Starlight-esque phallus into one of the girlâs mouths, Kimiko beats him to it by shoving a dildo from the back of his neck through his mouth, đđžđđing him instantly. Even with only dildos at her disposal, the targetâs guards stand no chance against Kimiko. First, one comes face to tip with the dildo when Kimiko rams one down his eye. Next, Kimiko smacks the other guard with a dildo heavy enough to knock a grown man backward before she pierces his chest with one of the dildos. She finishes off the final guard by throwing the Starlight dildo through the neck of another like a ninja star.
All in all, it takes a blood-soaked Kimiko 45 seconds and three dildos to end the lives of four grown men in a murder sequence gory enough to enter the ignominious pantheon of The Boysâ ridiculous đđžđđings.
Which superhero dildos were there?
Before becoming the victim of phallic assault, the Russian target amassed his own Avengers of dildos. Seven dildos were shown on-screen; most of them looked like they were designed after the outfits of each member of The Seven. Although former The Seven superhero Translucent died in Season 1 after Hughie (Jack Quaid) detonated a bomb placed in his anus, itâs hard not to think the ice sculpture of a dildo Kimiko breaks across the head of one of the guards wasnât directly inspired by The Boysâ invisible crusader.
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We donât need to guess which superheroes inspired some of the dildos in the targetâs arousal arsenal as he let us in on the names of certain ones. There was Homelanderâs Star-Spangled Banger, which looked like an American flag erection. There was Deepâs Flounder Pounder, a dildo fit for an Aquaman. And then there was the Black Noir Silent Screamer, a dildo Kimiko proved could perfectly fit through the neck and eye of a grown man if thatâs what youâre into.
Who is Kimiko Miyashiro?
Originally referred to simply as âThe Female,â Kimiko is a literal silent assassin who gained superhuman strength and regenerative powers after being forcibly injected with Compound V by Vought to create super terrorists for their superheroes to fight. She also became mute after her mother was đđžđđed. Kimiko was introduced into The Boysâ universe in episode 4 of the first season when The Boys freed her from her the cage she was being kept in the basement of a grocery store where gangsters were peddling Compound V. Her sole motivation in life initially is to reunite with her long lost superhuman brother Kenji Miyashiro, which she does before Stormfront (Aya Cash) snaps his neck, đđžđđing him in front of her in Season 2.
Frenchie is the one person Kimiko truly interacts with on The Boys. He consistently sees the best in her and pleaded with Butcher not to desert her as she had in the past. He learns sign language to speak with her and bonds with her over the loss of their moms, all while being treated as weapons rather than humans.
Kimiko is played by Karen Fukuhara, who had previously appeared in the blockbuster film Suicide Squad (2016). She has also provided her voice for FXâs animated sitcom Archer and Disneyâs animated anthology series Star Wars: Visions. If she maintains her great performance on The Boys, weâll see her do far more on-screen than đđžđđ people with dildos.